Joe returns from a doctor's appointment and tells his wife that he has 24 hours left to live. As a result of this diagnosis, he asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees.
After 6 hours, Joe agin goes to his wife, “Darling, you know I have only another 18 hours to live. Could we do it again?” She agrees and they do it again.
Later as they are about to go to bed, Joe peeks at his watch and realises that only 8 hours are left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, “My Darling, one last time before I die?” She replies, “Of course, my love,” and they have sex a third time. After they finish she turns to the side and falls asleep.
Joe on the other hand, worried by his fast approaching death, tosses and turns until soon he has only another 4 hours left.
He carresses his wife and whispers to her, “My love, I have only another 4 hours left. Do you think we could…”
His wife gets up, turns to him and says, “Listen dear – I have to get up in the morning – you don't!” |