One day Rodney walked in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing?" He asked.
"We're playing poker and your mom's the wild card," replied his father. So Rodney walked out and went into his sister's room and saw his sister and her boyfriend going at it. "What are you doing?" he asked again.
"We're playing poker and he's the wild card," replied his sister.
So Rodney walked out and went to his room. Later on Rodney's father walked in. "What are you doing!" yelled his father. Rodney replied, "I'm playing poker!"
“But where is your wild card?" asked his father. Rodney replied, "With a hand like this who needs a wild card!
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